1.JOKE NO.1
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
2.JOKE NO.2
A defendant isn’t happy with
how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for
a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
3.JOKE NO.3
I guess this is what happens after you’ve worked at the same place for a while. I was eating at a fast-food restaurant when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out, “Honey, I’m home!”
4.JOKE NO.4
“Has your son decided what
he wants to be when he grows up?”
I asked my friend.
“He wants to be a garbageman,”
he replied.
“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”
“Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.”
5.JOKE NO.5
ONCE A SOLDIER FIND A ROUND POT IN AFGHANISTAN.HE THINKS TO HAVE
GINNIE (DEMON) IN IT.
HE SUDDENLY RUB IT.THE POT EXPLODE AND THE SOLDIER DIED.
MORAL:EVERYTHING IS NOT A POT OF JINNIE,SOMTHINGS MAY BE OF MILITANT.
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